Chap Cricket Jumpers Get Seal of Approval

Posted by 1 month ago

“Sported by cricketers on the field for over one hundred years and the sartorially discerning off the field since the 1920s, the Chap cricket jumper, traditionally made in England by hand and finished to an impeccable standard, is amongst the finest examples of such a garment one could hope to find.

The jumper is instantly recognisable as the sort of attire Len Hutton and Denis Compton would have worn on the field of play during their careers. It is the jumper England wore, proudly embroidered with a crown and three lions for the first time in 1948, when comprehensively defeated during the Ashes series that summer by Don Bradman’s “Invincibles”, and the same construction as that worn in 1981 during Botham’s Ashes, the finest hour from England’s greatest all-rounder.

Once again this year, the cable knit jumper forms part of the official kit of England, who are returning to a “proper” jumper after a nine-year hiatus. This is the style of jumper worn by both the 2016 County Cricket Champions, Middlesex, during their undefeated season and that of Bertie Wooster when playing against Worborough Green, both of whose colours are available from Kit & Kaboodle.

“Play up, play up and play the game” reads the bas-relief inscription at Lord’s cricket ground in St. John’s Wood and one could look no finer on the village green or watching play at Lord’s than by sporting garments such as these. I would personally conclude that you could find no better example of the traditional 100% wool hand-made cable-stitched cricket jumper than that sold in Kit & Kaboodle. ”

You heard it here first. Matthew Howard has been wearing cricket jumpers for the last 25 years and is an historian on cricket clothing. The photograph was taken at Lord’s Cricket Ground.

The cricket jumpers are available from www.kit-kaboodle.uk

England Team Reverting to Knitted Jumpers

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In a bizarrely pleasing volte-face, the England cricket team have decided to stop wearing ridiculous synthetic “clima-cool” garments and revert back to proper cable-knit jumpers, to keep the chill off after sunset for that long walk back to the Pavilion.

The decision to stop having Adidas provide their new fangled modern tops did not, however, come from the team itself, but from Adidas. The German sportswear company has been the England and Wales Cricket Board’s (ECB) kit supplier since 2008; but the firm has decided to shift the brand’s sports sponsorships strategy more towards association football, including a £750m shirt deal with Manchester United.

American sportswear brand New Balance will replace Adidas and have promised to ditch the controversial synthetic white clothing used by England since 2008. England will revert to their traditional cream Test match kit this summer, with the Three Lions restored to the centre of an old-fashioned cable-knit jumper. The New Balance kit will be worn for the first time at the men’s one-day international series against Ireland on 5 May.

It is disappointing that the contract hasn’t gone to a British manufacturer, especially since the new kit sees a return to traditional cricket wear. There are plenty of British makers of cable-knit cricket jumpers, including the ones sold by www.kit-kaboodle.uk

Sir Ian McKellen Admires The Chap

Posted by 2 months ago

An unexpected missive from Sir Ian McKellen revealed a fondness for this humble publication. He described The Chap by saying, “I think your magazine is stylish and a model of its kind.”

The actor has always been viewed by this publication as stylish and a model of his kind; Sir Ian expresses the sort of louche dandyism thought to have disappeared with Peter O’Toole. He always wears some form of suit jacket, often twinned with items that no-one else could possibly carry off, such as animal-print silk shirts, knitted cardigans and even canvas tennis shoes. Hats are very often parts of his ensemble, and we are talking about proper hats that come in hat boxes, not ones with sports logos.

He is also known for his trademark printed scarves, his favourite of which is pictured here. Sir Ian’s views on whether actors should have cosmetic surgery are as uncompromising as his choice of accessories:
“Some people try and look younger in the face but the trouble is, if you’ve had the face done, what about the hands? I once met a nice 80-year-old lady in Hollywood. There was the face of a 35-year-old on an 80-year-old body. I didn’t know whether to flirt with the face or help the rest of the body up the steps… It’s a dreadful sort of ego and arrogance to think ‘All that’s wrong with me is I need a little tuck here and I’ll be back to what I was’. No you won’t, because your mind is older. Your experience makes you older and if your experience is expressed in your face, what’s wrong with that?”

The Chap couldn’t agree more, as long as the subject’s dress sense evolves over time, and old age is never seen as a period to give up on being sartorially daring and experimental. But without dressing like a teenager.

The Chap Olympiad 2017

Posted by 2 months ago

The groundsmen are still mopping up gin and Pimm’s from the grass after last year’s unsporting extravaganza; stray brogues are still being fished out of bushes, ladies’ parasols retrieved from trees – yet, even further behind the scenes, preparations are already being made for this year’s Chap Olympiad.

The 13th Chap Olympiad will take place on Saturday 15th July in its usual home of Bedford Square Gardens, London. This celebration of British sporting ineptitude will feature the usual programme of ridiculously unchallenging acts of buffoonery that can barely be described as sports: Tea Pursuit, Umbrella Jousting, Butler Baiting and Aunt Avoidance.

New challenges will be presented, to avoid any chance of contestants preparing for the event. Any form of training, working out, gymnasium attendance or the consideration of anything except the cut of one’s trousers and the perfect buttonhole is frowned upon by the judges, who simply know when someone is trying too hard.

The only qualities required by contestants are skulduggery, subterfuge, caddishness and guile. The only preparations they need to make are within the confines of their tailor’s fitting room. Ladies need not concern themselves with anything but choosing suitable hosiery for the climate and which particular cocktail they might take several of on Saturday 15th July.

Tickets are available from www.designmynight.com

The Albert Slippery Slope

Posted by 2 months ago

The Chap usually reports the adoption of a traditional garment in the world outside our stained-glass window favourably, for it often indicates a promising shift in contemporary fashion towards the values we hold dear.

However, when it is a member of Donald Trump’s cabinet showing sartorial élan, our loyalties are ripped asunder, especially as it is so unusual for anyone in Trump’s circle to display anything but tasteless vulgarity when it comes to clothes.

Secretary of State Wilbur Ross attended one of Trump’s speeches to Congress wearing a pair of Albert Slippers. There is nothing wrong with appearing in a public place in velvet slippers – in fact The Chap has always advocated them as an eccentric accessory to Black Tie dress. It’s just that Mr. Ross’s slippers were embroidered with the Commerce Department’s logo, rather than a pair of antlers or a personal monogram.

Mr. Ross has his slippers made by Stubbs & Wooton, an American company based in Palm Beach, Florida, where incidentally the president has an exclusive resort. To be fair, others in Mr. Ross’s collection bear more tasteful designs, such as top hats and, in this photo, some racy spiderwebs.

The Chap always welcomes celebrity endorsement of any item of gentlemanly clothing which may thus enter the sphere of street fashion, but in this case we can only conclude that Wilbur Ross has given the Albert Slipper a bad name.

Special Offer: Three Issues for £1.00 Each

Posted by 2 months ago

The Chap is pleased, if not downright barmy, to be offering a special bundle of recent editions for the absurdly low price of just one English pound each.

In preparation for the launch of our new format, The Chap is offering new, old, existing and non-existing readers the opportunity to purchase three recent copies of The Chap for the princely sum of £1.00 each. We guarantee that the issues you are sent will have been published in the last two years, which means you will be reading about such delights as Ed Harcourt, Neil Hannon, Emma Peel, Fenella Fielding and Jackie Onassis, along with features too numerous to mention here.

Simply follow the link below to our Back Issues page, where you will find full details of how to place your order our special offer. Then sit back, light your finest pipe and submerge yourself into the extremely pleasant and uplifting world of The Chap.

Back Issue Bundles

Marching Into March (Not Yet Swinging Into Spring, It’s Still Too Cold) With Pilsner’s Picks!

Posted by 3 months ago

The Donald The President (or is that The President The Donald?), hasn't found any reason to shut down Pilsner's Picks yet, so here's the March edition.

Notable this month, a real oddity in the enormous Duke Ellington discography: an early Ellington band record with an accordion as the featured instrument. I suspect that this is the only such record of the Duke's, and I've heard most of them from the 20's and 30's. Who did he think he was, anyway? Lawrence Welk?!

The identity of the accordion player is unknown, at least to me, but he's very good and he fits right in. If you've only got one shot at musical immortality, then you should, of course, take it!

http://pilsnerspicks.blogspot.com/

Domains for sale: stmpnk.com and steamhunks.com

Posted by 3 months ago

Hi folks! Since the Steampunk Roadster was sold to someone out of state I have given up my STMPNK Massachusetts license plates. In fact, the Mass Registry of Motor Vehicles website indicates that they may in deed be available again! To go along with these plates I had registered the domain stmpnk.com which I have decided […]

New Issue Rocks and Rolls off the Presses

Posted by 3 months ago

Our racy new issue features Slim Jim Phantom on the front cover, who brought a dash of L.A. rockabilly rebelliousness to this publication.

Mr. Phantom discussed his years as drummer with the Stray Cats, the terrifying experience of working with Jerry Lee Lewis, his years as a cocktail bar impresario on Sunset Strip and his peculiar fondness for Lady Diana memorabilia.

We also met some radical dandies from Kurdish Iraq, who are reacting to living in war-torn Erbil by dressing very nicely indeed. Then there is the tale of an Edwardian gentleman who walked around the world pushing a pram, wearing an iron mask, for a bet. Our history of politics includes the soapbox, the mace and the woolsack, while Tom Cutler presents some Chappish lateral thinking puzzles.

Further chronicles come from our Chap Behind Bars, an incarcerated dandy who is surviving the penal system by making flat caps for the other inmates. Our new book review section looks at Dead Man’s Shoes and Wake Up Sir, while our film reviewer gets his teeth into the re-release of GoodFellas. Laszlo Krass continues to try and save a priceless Caravaggio with the help of nine supermodels, and we take a look at the dress codes of the great British writers through the ages.

Sartorial matters covered include the Oxford Shoe, the Shetland Sweater and the Gentleman’s Underpant. Our resident butler advises on smoking jackets, tweed allergies and Chinese headwear.

Issue 91 of The Chap is out now. Find it at all branches of W.H. Smith or take out a subscription here

Carlos Gardel

Posted by 3 months ago

When I recently searched Dieselpunks.org for the name Carlos Gardel but found no mention of him I was flabbergasted. I decided to rectify this glaring oversight in a website championing interbellum Western pop culture.

If you have not heard of Senor Gardel, that is understandable for several reasons: First, he performed in the musical genre of tango which is not as popular as it was in the Teens, Twenties, and Thirties. Second, he died on June 24 1935, before Frank Sinatra began his public career in the autumn of that year. In fact, Gardel was killed in an airplane accident on a journey that was supposed to end with his arrival in Hollywood and the beginning of a career acting in American movies. Third, Gardel was born in France and grew up and performed mostly in Argentina singing and recording in Spanish.

Gardel was one of the best-selling recording artists of the Twentieth Century. He is credited with writing some of the best-known tango music, including Por Una Cabeza (“By A Head” in which a man compares his luck/ unluckiness in love to a horserace. If you have seen at least either the movie Schindler’s List or Scent Of A Woman you have heard Por Una Cabeza). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dStp5hq294Another of his trademark recordings was Silencio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO3ytWP9i78 (“Silence” in Spanish, inspired by the French version of the Sullivans’ incident). Thousands of mourners attended Senor Gardel’s funeral and interment, similar to that of Rudolf Valentino. There is a lifelike statue of Gardel on his tomb and to this day it is said that its palm always holds a lit cigarette.

Tango is Dieselpunk for various reasons. Tango experienced its Golden Age during the Dieselpunk era of the first half of the Twentieth Century. Tango was developed by immigrants from Southern Europe to the cities of Buenos Aires, Argentina and nearby Montevideo, Uruguay. Tango dealt with urban issues such as love, infidelity, jealousy, revenge, murder, and knife fighting. If German Expressionism and Film Noir are considered Dieselpunk (or at least dieselpulp) then the musical expression of the same ideas certainly is. Both tango and Dieselpunk are characterized by men in fedoras and women in fishnet stockings. Dieselpunks.org has an album of photos taken by Horacio Coppola in Buenos Aires, Argentina, a city at the time drunk on tango or as they’d say “emborracho de tango.”

Immediately before his death in a collision between two Ford Trimotor airliners in Medellin Colombia, Gardel had been living and recording in New York City for several months. He performed down the Eastern Seaboard and across the Caribbean. Appropriately I will conclude this article with Senor Gardel singing the song which is traditionally played at the end of a milonga, a tango party: La Cumparsita

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0LosvoEEy8


References:

Collier, Simon (1986). The Life, Music, and Times of Carlos Gardel. University of Pittsburgh Press. ISBN 0822984989.